Two different conversations:
Guy #1 was dialing the phone and said he must have had a wrong number because all he got was "Please leave your numeric message after the beep."
Guy #2 says, "Don't mind him, he's impotent. He can't even dial a phone. Did I say impotent? I meant to say incompetent. What is impotent anyway?"
The second one went like this:
"Ain't she purty (referring to his wife)? Don't she just look beautiful? Well, 'cept for her teeth. I sorta accidentally threw them away last week and we ain't had time to go back to Lafayette (presumably to order a new set).
(Day 2 of 30 Days of Thanks will have to come later--already I am crowded with trying to get myself together. Son's lawyer was not in yesterday, he (and the rest of the office, with the exception of one lone male secretary who knew nothing) took the day off yesterday...sheesh...more later on that subject.
*snickers* People are so funny....and they do not even try.
ReplyDeleteROFL! I love overheard conversations, and these are good ones! :-)
ReplyDeleteI hope it all went well with your son Wednesday. We'll hear about that when we hear about the vacating attorney, right?
LMAO sitting somewhere and listening to conversations is usually more entertaining than going to the movies.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Mindy.
ReplyDeleteLinda It all worked out in the end, but at the time, several of us family members wanted to gather up a group and go after than vacating attorney!
Flutterby Yes, I find it very entertaining to sit and listed to other people's conversations! I guess that does not make me weird, since you like to do it too!