Two different conversations:
Guy #1 was dialing the phone and said he must have had a wrong number because all he got was "Please leave your numeric message after the beep."
Guy #2 says, "Don't mind him, he's impotent. He can't even dial a phone. Did I say impotent? I meant to say incompetent. What is impotent anyway?"
The second one went like this:
"Ain't she purty (referring to his wife)? Don't she just look beautiful? Well, 'cept for her teeth. I sorta accidentally threw them away last week and we ain't had time to go back to Lafayette (presumably to order a new set).
(Day 2 of 30 Days of Thanks will have to come later--already I am crowded with trying to get myself together. Son's lawyer was not in yesterday, he (and the rest of the office, with the exception of one lone male secretary who knew nothing) took the day off yesterday...sheesh...more later on that subject.